2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee

2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee Overland 4x4: The Luxury SUV That Also Doesn't Care About Your Driveway You, yes you. You don't need a Grand Caravan. You want a Grand Cherokee. And that's fine. Wanting things is how capitalism works. 119,287 km. That's not ''high mileage.'' That's ''emotionally mature.'' This Jeep has seen things. It has been to Costco on a Saturday and survived. THE LUXURY (for you, the person who deserves nice things): - Leather seats, so you can be a person who says ''oh, it's just leather'' at dinner parties - Heated seats for your cold, unfeeling winter bum - COOLED seats for the summer, when your bum is also unfeeling but sweaty - Power seat, because adjusting a seat manually is for people who hate themselves - Moonroof, so you can look at the sky while sitting in traffic and ask the big questions - Navigation, because your phone is at 4% and your pride is at 0% - Blind spot monitoring, so you can finally stop pretending you ''always check'' - LED lights, to see the road AND to blind the dumb guy in the Honda Civic who cut you off (he knows what he did) THE 4x4 PART (for when life gets dramatic): ~Comes with multiple terrain modes, including Snow, Mud, and Sand, among others. Will you ever use Mud mode? No. But you'll know it's there, like a fire extinguisher or a therapist. Whether it's a surprise blizzard, a mud puddle that's actually a lake, or your in-laws' driveway, this Jeep says ''Is that all you've got?'' WHY BUY THIS ONE? - Smells like success (and probably a little like leather conditioner) - Seller is a real human who will answer your messages - Will make you feel 12% more important when you press the start button - Great for hauling groceries, hockey bags, regret, or all three Priced to sell. Serious inquiries only. If you're a tire-kicker, please kick responsibly. The tires are fine, but they have feelings too. Call us before someone with worse taste buys it.